I had a call once where a wife claimed to be raped by her husband, turns out she found out he was having an affair and she was just pissed....so we charged her with a false report. Man, I could go on ALL night! I need to pull my notes out!

That reminds me of the great line from Ron White

"do ya want to see my titties..."

"OK - Roll um back up!:eek: :D

ok I will play along.....it is so easy...here is one from today.

idiot woman calls dispatch and says i want to report a crime.....

proceeds to tell dispatch that she just "stabbed my husband in the heart and left for work". dispatch asks if her husband is ok???? idiot woman says she doesn't know, cause she is at work.

we go over to the house....husband is watching tv.....says his wife is a bitch and "she is just mad cause I won't get a job" We ask the 14 year old kid playing video games in the bedroom if he saw what happened? he says his mom is a bitch and is just mad because he won't go to school.

we charged her filing a false report. she went nuts....got arrested and locked up. We called the husband..... he laughed and said "f" her....now maybe I can get some sleep.

all is well that ends well I guess ????

LMAF!! These stories are all the same no matter what part of the country they are in.

Kinda reminds me of a movie line:

Man at bar: "What's the score?"

Bartender: "Zero to Zero"

Man at bar: "Who's winning?"

Bartender (with complete look of confusion and decides to be smartass): "The Bears!"

Ferris Bueler's Day Off...
Ed Rooney in the Pizza parlor looking for Ferris and just missing him on the T.V. where they are at the Cubs game.

Classic!