Guy walked into the local welfare office
 

> >Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
> >
> >He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just
> >HATE
> >drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
> >
> >The social worker behind the counter said, " Your timing is excellent.
> >
> >We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
> >chauffeur
> >and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
> >
> >
> >You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your
> >clothes.
> >
> >Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
> >
> >You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips
> >and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
> >
> >You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
> >
> >The salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're
> >bullshittin' me! "
> >
> >
> >The social worker said, " Yeah, well . you started it."

That is not far fetched from what some say and some want!!