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Old 10-19-2011, 11:40 PM
Andy Andy is offline
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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Default Glad to be here

I just want to stop by here to say that i am really happy to be here
so...when does the other shoe drop? not at all i am serious about this
I have seen the site grow and stay focused on the ssp hobby and restorers.
Research and volunteer efforts of the Moderators and members at an all time high!
The new wave of younger members and people who recently discovered this hobby
have rejuvenate the interest and appreciation of these cars for all of us!
Mustang Kid.....you and your fathers old pictures are history preserved Thank You!
Also if your new to the site and i have not said H!
Welcome to the Site
and now this........ ........just had to............

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house:

"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the
dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that s#It
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