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Guy walked into the local welfare office
> >Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
> > > >He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just > >HATE > >drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." > > > >The social worker behind the counter said, " Your timing is excellent. > > > >We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a > >chauffeur > >and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. > > > > > >You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your > >clothes. > > > >Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. > > > >You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips > >and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. > > > >You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. > > > >The salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're > >bullshittin' me! " > > > > > >The social worker said, " Yeah, well . you started it." |
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That is not far fetched from what some say and some want!!
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