What would everyone think about...

[NoDrama43]

ok I will play along.....it is so easy...here is one from today.

idiot woman calls dispatch and says i want to report a crime.....

proceeds to tell dispatch that she just "stabbed my husband in the heart and left for work". dispatch asks if her husband is ok???? idiot woman says she doesn't know, cause she is at work.

we go over to the house....husband is watching tv.....says his wife is a bitch and "she is just mad cause I won't get a job" We ask the 14 year old kid playing video games in the bedroom if he saw what happened? he says his mom is a bitch and is just mad because he won't go to school.

we charged her filing a false report. she went nuts....got arrested and locked up. We called the husband..... he laughed and said "f" her....now maybe I can get some sleep.

all is well that ends well I guess ????