excellent humor....

[NoDrama43]

Texas Humor

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.
They came across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each one of you one a wish, which is three wishes in total',
said the Genie.

The Canadian said, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.

'POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Texan asked, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.

'The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out, it's virtually impenetrable.'

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.'






I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the year....