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Detomaso Pantera Wiper Grills

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Starting bid: US $10.00
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Seller info: searay30ca ( 107) 100% Positive feedback
Item number: 270531556114
Item location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada
Ships to: Worldwide
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Last updated on 07:38:21 PM PST, Feb 14, 2010 View all revisions

Please don't bid on these grills. I'm trying to cancel the auction as the broken piece is missing. The other grill is now damaged as well as my wife got pissed off and threw it against the wall.Pissed off that I didn't buy her chocolates for Valentines. Fact is, she don't need any more chocolate. Her ass is already as big as a Volkswagen. She's mean, too. And f*ckin hairy as well. Like a wildabeast. Gotta vacuum my Pantera every time we goes for a ride from all the hair on the interior. Clogs up the AC evaporator, then don't cool too good then she starts to sweat. Then we got wildabeast smell in the new GT5 leather interior.

Classic!